Chor SMS Messages462 messages




1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki Chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega


Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb Chor denga

Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re

Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne niChory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->


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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !

Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to Choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->


Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN



Iqrar Karte Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi
FARAZZ
Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain


@ wo baat baat pay deta hai Parindoun ki misal Faraz,,,
saaf saaf nahi kehta mera sheher hi Chor do,,,
uski tawjah tere naseeb me likhi hi nahi he " faraz "....


Chor de apne aap ko badnaseeb kehna .
hum ne muhabtain Chord deen faraz.

tanha raat din ka tarpna hamaray bas ki baat nhi,,,
-Mere hathun men 9 9 Choriyan hen,
thora tehro sajan mjboryan hen.

-mjhko hui na khabr,
Chori Chori chup chup kr,
kb pyar ki pehli nazr,
le gai le gai..

-mehendi laga k rakhna,
doli saja k rakhna..

-bole Choriyan bole kangna, haye men hogai teri saajna..

Hat jao,
FARAZ ki mehndi ho rahi hy aaj. =P =D