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soocha nahi accha bura dekha suna kuch bhi nahi
manga khuda se raaat din teray siwa kuch bhi nahi

soocha tujhey dekhaa tujhey chaha tujhey pooja tujhey
meri khata meri wafa teri khata kuch bhi nahi

jis per hamari ankh ne mooti biChaye raat bhar
bheja wohi kaghaz usse hum ne likha kuch bhi nahi

ik shaaam ki dehleez per baithe rahay woh dair tak
ankhoon se keen baatain bohat moun sai kaha kuch bhi nahi

ihsaas ki khushboo kaha awaz kai jugnoo kaha
khamoosh yado kai siwa ghar mien raha kuch bhi nahi

do chaar din ki baat hai dil khaak mien mil jaye ga
jub aag per kaghaz rakha baaqi bacha kuch bhi nahi
wo bazahir to mila tha ik lehmay ko faraz,

umer sari Chaye us ko bhulanay k laye
Aik bheegi hui see rat milay
Us rat mein tera hath milay
Teray lab say tapkein jo boondein
Unhein meray labon ka sath milay
Kuch tum bhi behkay behkay say
Kuch mujhay nasha sa taari ho
Har pal mein Chaye madhoshi
Aik aisi rat hamari ho
Phir tum aao meri banhon mein
Mein pyar karon tumhein jee bhar k
Tum mujh say thora sharmao
Sharma k galay say lag jao
Mein jitna tum ko pyar karon
Tum itna hee betab ho jao
Humein pyar k kuch lamhar milein
Aik bheegi hui see raat milay


Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata Chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.
USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.



BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY
PR HI SO JATA HON.



NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL
Chaye LAI,
BOY; TM KON HO,
GIRL;MAIN GUDDO
AP KON?
BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.
HA.......''
''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun baChayega?????''
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
* * * * * *

Khuda baChaye hume in haseeno se…
ALLAH BaChaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

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tumhara sath ho



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Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!




I LOVE U



"TAPAL Chaye"
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->