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Chaahey gilaa kero ,

Chaahey shikwaa kero ,

mobile ka mtlab ha k ,

:: SmS Kia keroo ::

"sms boy
Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . .

Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai

IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti



Magar Is BeChaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P
bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do Chaae peeni hai

sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai

bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na
Ladki Boli : Chandni Chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar Chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Aik BaaR


Do BaaR


TeeN BaaR


ChaaR BaaR


BaaR BaaR


HaR BaaR



YaHi

AaS ReHti Hay.


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Kb BejHo gAy.
Qalam do Chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:


Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?



Kyunki...



Doobne ke liye zindagi Chaahiye!!
hello all
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aaj kaunsi story par aChaar vichar sanChaar aur shishtaChaar ho
raha hai........;->
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uChaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????


simple!!



aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?





Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.








Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?









Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacChaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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