Baby SMS Messages89 messages

ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE Baby
Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her Baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

Mother''s Love

Father''s Advice

Brother''s care

Sister''s Fight

Baby''s Smile

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oye

" APNI YAARI YAAR "
wife was about to give birth to a Baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in Baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid Baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the Baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!
I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a Baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a Baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla Baby namaz parta hua nikla.
dosra Baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se Baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar forwarded it 2 all.
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her Baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My Baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her Baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My Baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.