When you are sad.....
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Br/>I will help you plot revenge against the sorry
Bastard who made you sad.
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Br/>
<
Br/>When you are
Blue.....
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Br/>I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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Br/>
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Br/>When you smile.....
<
Br/>I''ll know you finally got laid.
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Br/>
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Br/>When you are scared.....
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Br/>I will rag you a
Bout it every chance I get.
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Br/>
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Br/>When you are worried.....
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Br/>I will tell you horri
Ble stories a
Bout how much worse it could
Be, and to
<
Br/>quit whining.
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Br/>
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Br/>When you are confused.....
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Br/>I will use little words to explain it to your dum
B ass.
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Br/>
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Br/>When you are sick.....
<
Br/>stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.