Asma SMS Messages191 messages

Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Arz Kia Hai


Aage Barho , AAsman Choolo . . .


Zara Gaur Farmayega

Aage Barho , AAsman Choolo . . .





Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
AAsma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?


Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
*Dua 4 Election*



Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,

Sher ko jangal myn rakh,

Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
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PATANG ko aAsman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!
Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore Asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->
Shayad barish hone se pehle Asman nela na ho,


Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,


Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?


Sardar 2:AAsman par


Pehla:Abay shit yar


Doosra:kia hua?


Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
AAsman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam



Aur



Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost

Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
Agar AAsman tak mera haath jata,
Agar AAsman tak mera haath jata,



To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?
Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye AAsman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap ChAsma
Pahen Lete Ho?





HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
ChAsma Pahen Lena!
Girl: Janu Ki Tussi Mere Waastey Asmaan Tuun Chan
Tod K Leya Sakdey O ... ???

Boy : Haan Main Chan Lain Jawan Tey Tuu Pichoo''n
Nawa Chan Charhaya HoWay ... ;->