Ajay SMS Messages78 messages

wo mujh ko jurm-e- mohabat ki yu saza dega
k lohe dil se mera naam tak meta dega
mujhe ye zid hai k meri ana rahe baqi
use ye zagham k akhir mujhe jukha dega
me ranjeshon se zamane k har jawaon agar
wo aik shaks mera hosala barha dega
bAjaye dost k tum apne doshmano se milo
k ye ammal tu kaiy rangeshey meta dega
mere baghar mukamal nahi hai zat us ki
ye ighteraf-e- mohabat mujhe rula dega
Raat k 2 bAjay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)
Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:
1 jis ne paida kia
1 jis ne prhaya
1 sasu ma
1 w0 jis k bare main ami kehti hain,
"A Rati 2 vAjay kehri maa nal Gl''lan karda a.
''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram Ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……
Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon SAjaya Jata Hai?


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MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aAjaye.
Jesay aap chahey
wo aap k paas aAjaye.
aap sara saal kanwara na rahey.
aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aAjaye.
KaASsh...




aaj thori barish Ajaye...


Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...


Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...


Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"


Log aisa kehtey hain,

Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bAjaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 BAjay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...

Mobile Nay Toon Toon BAjaya...

ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya

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" Janaza Aaj 4 BAjay Hai "