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Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:
Amma Aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd lAina C.

3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K MAinay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
MAinay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana dAina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Twice h0liday in A Week

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari MAinay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

Twice h0liday in A Week

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UpDate Msg...!!!

Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?

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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mAinay suna hai.

Now GirL RepLied

Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi

::sMs G@Mblr::

boy tum shadi k baa

Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?

Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai DAina.

aik intahaee educati

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur NAina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

muft ka ihsan na lai

Muft Ka Ihsan Na LAina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->

there is nothing to

There is nothing to read in this msg.

U still coming down? ? ?

Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna pAina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->

aik borhi orat nay 1

mujhay 14 saal ki qaid hui

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