Agar SMS Messages1430 messages


~SHARIF LARKi~




khabardar! Jo Ainda Agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)


T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..


Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..


Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo



Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
MAgar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


MAgar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".


Blackmailing In New Style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->


Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega



Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.


Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


MAgar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->


Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAgar,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,

JESE

Zardari

Sardar

Faraz

Or
Sab Se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->


Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->