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Know about a true lover

Know about a true lover :

a true lover is* 1 who tels dat u r cute , instd of sexy,*

1 who cals u bck whn u cut d cl in angr.*

1 who stay awake jst 2 wtch u slep*

1 who kises ur eys first then ur lips *

1 who want 2 show 2 d wrld wt u mean 2 him*

1 who holds ur hnd not ur waist, in frnt of his frnd

If love & friendship

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you sexy would all
be millionaires!!!

This sms can only b

This sms can only be read by someone sexy:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!

Those beautifu

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

Man to Sexy Air

Man to sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->

Biwi ne kameez utari

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

Once there lived a

Once there lived a sexy MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...

"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

!*Happy New Year*!

!*Happy New Year*!

I Know Its too Early But I Have Hundereds Ov sexy Girls To Wish So I Decided To Finish Off Gents & Uncles 1st

HAPPY NEW 2008

What wil u select

What wil u select 4 my personality..?

1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.

Reply.. Then i''ll tell u the answer..!

Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!

PoSiTiVe ThOuGht FoR ThE DaY

PoSiTiVe ThOuGht FoR ThE DaY

Whn U FeEl Tha NoBoDy LuVs U
NoBoDy CaReS 4 U
EvErYoNe Is IgNoRiNg U
&
PpL ArE JeAlOus oF U
U ShUd ReAlLy AsK UrSeLf

Am I ToO sexy. . . . ;->

College Ke Din Yaad

College Ke Din Yaad Mai Kuch Yaad
Ye degree bhi le lo, Ye naukari bhi le lo
Bhale chahe le lo mujhse US ka visa…
Magar mujhe lauta do college ki canteen
Woh parantha Sassi ka, Woh KL ki choumeen..
Woh mess ka sexy khana, bina kha ke wapas bahar aa janaa
Karna wait extra messing ki, yehi hai life meri

Nurse : Mubarak

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

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