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Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...

If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?

Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)

if they get

if they get together then y willl they become social workers?

if they be together they united

n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)

Once Lalu and Mallika

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.

Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"

A goOd wife

A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.

BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@

KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI

N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI

MiRrOr MiRrOr

MiRrOr MiRrOr On tHe WalL wHo iS tHe Bad In ThE WorLd ?
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mIrRoR : “JO MESSAGE PAR RAHA HAI WO BAD IN THE WORLD“
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B@D BOY

Kareena Ne

Kareena Ne Recently apnA ek wEb-siTe lAuncH kiyAA.... Ab wEb-siTe ka naAm baTaAo..!.
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is it www.jAbwEspL|T.com

nAA..!
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Is it www.OnLySaiF.com
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ek aur guesS maAro
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arRe bAbA.. DONT BE A BALTI
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lOgOn to I"BEBO".Com

Two lovers plan

Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies

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