Funny SMS Messages9373 messages

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

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1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K


DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz



Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...




Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo

Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,

Tujhe BhuLa DiYa keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne,

Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh diYa,

Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha

Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha

DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna

Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)