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"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?

biwi (Gusse se)

"zeher"

Husband:

Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp

zaher

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

Har tarah k shikve

Har tarah k shikve ko seh lete hai...
zindagi ko yuhi jee lete hai...
milale hai hath jinse dosti ka...
un hathon se fir zeher bhi pe lete hai...!

muskra kar hum

muskra kar hum jee jathe hain. laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum jee jathe hain

shikway bhi hazaron

shikway bhi hazaron hain shikayat bhi bohat hai
iss dil ko magar uss say mohabat bhi bohat hai
aajati hai milnay wo tassavor main sar e sham
ek shaks ki itni si inayat bhi bohat hai
yeh bhi hai tamanna k usay dil say bhula dain
iss dil ko magar uss ki zaroorat bhi bohat hai
dekhain to zara pi k zeher e mohabbat
suna hai k iss zeher main lazzat bhi bohat hai

Hanskar woh gamm

Hanskar woh gamm ki saza dete hain,
zeher main thoda sa pyar mila dete hain,
jab bhi naam aata hain unke diwano ka,
log meri taraf ungliyan utha dete hain......!!!

Pyaar kamjor dil s

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove...

Gunah karke saza se

Gunah karke saza se darte hain,
Pee ke zeher dawa se darte hain,
dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi humko,
Hum to doston ki bewafai se darte hain.

Khushbu Ki Tarah Dil Mey

Khushbu Ki Tarah Dil Mey Basa Kar Usay Dekhun,

Haathon Ki Lakeeron Mey Saja Kar Usay Dekhun,

Dil Usko Chahay Bhi Zara Dair K Liye,

Khud Ussay Larun Aur Phir Mana Kar Usay Dekhun,

Sheeshay Sa Dil Hai Uska Kabhi Jo Dukh Jaaye,

Palkon Se Dukh Chun Lun Aur Phir Usay Dekhun,

Uski Khatir Main zeher Hans K Pee Lun,

Jab Jaan Nikal Jaaye Tab Phir Usay Dekhun,

Uske Lot Anay K Intezar Ki Khatir "Kash",

Sari Umar Mey Bita Dun Aur Phir Usay Dekhun.../

Gunah karke saza se

Gunah karke saza se darte hain,
Pee ke zeher dawa se darte hain,
dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi humko,
Hum to doston ki bewafai se darte hain.

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