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"DEKHI MERI yaarI 4 DIN PEHLE BAAZI MAARI."

Santa found answer to the

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Sardar : S

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies yaar…!!!

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,

Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON yaar..!

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

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