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Billgates gav3 5

Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter.

waiter: Sir, yesterdy ur son gav 50$ tip & u gave only 5$?
Billgates: He is the son of Millionaire,
i m the son of farmer.

LIFE Is The Art

LIFE Is The Art Of DRAwING without Eraser.

So...

Be Careful while Taking Any Small Decision
About Valuable Pages Of Life.

Most optimistic

Most optimistic line i have ever come across.

"I know i''m the boy of her dreams,

Its just that she hasn''t started dreaming yet"

View A Negative

View A Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
At A Photo Negative.
...A Single Negative
Can Create An
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
wHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!

Have u seen a

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Two devils came

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-we want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -we cannot disturb our boss.

You=lovely

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Flowers+butterfly

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Forest king Virappa

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

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