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Hazret Ali se ksi ne pucha
"yeh kese pata chale ga k jo pareshani ya musebet hem pe ai hey wo Allah ki tref se saza hey ya azmaish".
Aap ne jwab men frmaya
"jo musebet tujhe Allah ki tref le jay wo azmaish hey jo musebet tujhe Allah se dur kr dey wo saza hey".
Arz Kia He
Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

wah wah kia bat hai

Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati


\(',') Girl FRIEND
'..(> Moti Ho
Me Nahi aati.
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/ \ @ @ oye teri khair itni moti.....
who Is A Dost? Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye Bevajah Sar Khaye Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye Kabhi Rulaye Magar Hamesha Saath Nibhaye,
Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,

Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,

Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,

Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
Heart says 2 eyes do not see more because
you see and i suffer, eyes answered 2 heart
do not think more because you feel and I cry,
that’s the relationship..
Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak,
Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subho Se Shaam Hone Tak,

Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,
Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak,

Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta,
Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak,

Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hai Koi,
Use Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,

Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,
Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neendein Haram Hone Tak
Koi raat mere ashna mujhe youn b to naseeb ho
Na khyal ho libas ka wo itna mere qareeb ho

Badan ki garam aanch se meri aarzu ko aag de
Mera josh b behak uthay mera haal b ajeeb ho

Teray chashni wajood ka main sara rass nichor loon
Phir tu he mera marz ho phir tu he mera tabeeb ho

Chehrey pe merey Zulf ko Phailaao kissi Din
Kiya Roz garaj-tey ho, baras jaao kissi Din

Raazon ki tarha utro merey Dil mein kissi shab
Dastak pe merey haath ki khul jaao kissi Din

Phoolon ki tarha “husn” ki baarish mein naha loon
Badal ki tarha jhoom ke ghir aao kissi Din

Khushboo ki tarha guzro merey Dil ki gali say
Phoolon ki tarha mujh pe bikhar jaao kissi Din

Phir haath ko khairaat miley bund qaba ki
Phir Lutf -e- shab-e-wasl ko dohraao kissi Din

Guzrein jo merey ghar sey tou ruk jaaein Sitaarey
Iss tarha meri Raat ko chamkaao kissi Din

Mein Apni har aik saans ussi raat ko dey doon
Sar rakh ke merey seeney pe so jaao kissi Din
Banke Gajra Terey Baalon Mein Bikhar Jaon Mein
Misl-e-Kajal Teri Ankhaon Mein Sanwar jaon Main

Sans Banke Kabhi Nathnoan Se Kabhi Hontoan Se
Hoale Hoale Tere Seeney Mein Utar Jaon Main

Arzo Dil Ki Merey Jaan-e-wafa Bass Hai Yehi
Terey Hontoan Pe Hansi Banke Nikhar Jaon Mein

Mar Ke Bhi Saath Rahe Teram Bas Ek Iske Liye
Khoon Banke Teri Rag Rag Mein Utar Jaon Mein