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Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

Bachi chalak nikali

Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.

Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker

Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,

Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,
Main jahan raha,
Main jidhar gya,
Mera din too yunhi guzar gya,
Hui shaam too main bikhar gya, Is abr ka mere yaar se......
Bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabi toot kr baras gya, kabi berukhi se guzar gya,
Jab main chhor jaunga wo gali,
Use yaad aye gi tub meri,
Khoje ga jab wo idhar udhar,
To khabar mile gi main mar gia.....!

zebra crossing

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

datz My Foot Print

oo0 0oo
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datz My Foot Print
Roz subah uthtay he inko parnam karna
Zindagi sudhar jayegi....!!

Udhar se chand

udhar se chand tum dekho

idhar se chand hum dekhen

nigahon ka tasadum ho

dono ki EID ho jay!

aap yahan maze

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

BE - ALERT

BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - udhar
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K

Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@@

Be-Pardgi ka Aalam

Be-Pardgi ka Aalam
Main kya Bataon

Zehrila Saanp hai ye
Ummat ko das na jaey

Har simt dekh lo ab Uryani, Be_Hayaai

Ghairon se hai muhabbat
Apnon se Bewafai

Behnon k Mashghalon se bhai bhi be_khabar hen

Poochhen tou kis tarha Wo
Jab khud idhar udhar hen

Beti bhi LaadLi hai
Parda karay tou kesay

Aangan me apne ghar k
Jee ko bharay to kesay

Ye Aqal hai maghrib ki
or kaam Himaqat k

Lo Ho gaey Numaaya
Aasaar Qayamat k!

mai tujse ek armaan

mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta
hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliye ek good night
kiss udhar mangta hun

Usney kaha mujh sey

Usney kaha mujh sey kitna pyar hai, mainey kaha

Setaroon ka bhi koi Shumar hai.

Usney kaha kon tumhain sub se azeez hai,

mainey kaha Dil pe jiska Ikhteyar hai.

Usney kaha kon sa tohfa mein tumhein do,

mainey kaha wohi Sham jo udhar hai.

Usney kaha saath kab tak nebhao gay,

mainey kaha jitnee Sanson ki raftar hai.

Usney kaha mujh ko yaqeen aye kaise,

mainey kaha mera Naam "AITBAR" hai..

terii khushii se agar Gam

terii khushii se agar Gam meN bhii khushii na huii
voh zindagii to muhabbat kii zindagii na huii

koii baDhe na baDhe ham to jaan dete haiN
phair asii chashm-e-tavajjoh kabhii huii na huii

tamaam harf-o-hikaayat tamaam diida-o-dil
is ehtemaam pe bhii sharaH-e-aashiqii na huii

sabaa yah un se hamaaraa payaam kah denaa
gaye ho jab se yahaaN subah-o-shaam hii na huii

idhar se bhii hai sivaa kuchh udhar kii majbuurii
ki hamne aah to kii unse aah bhii na huii

khayaal-e-yaar salaamat tujhe khudaa rakhe
tere baGair kabhii ghar meN roshnii na huii

gaye the ham bhii Jigar jalva-gaah-e-jaanaN meN
voh puuchhte hii rahe hamse baat hii na huii

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