When yo
u are sad.....
I will help yo
u plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made yo
u sad.
When yo
u are bl
ue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking yo
u.
When yo
u smile.....
I''ll know yo
u finally got laid.
When yo
u are scared.....
I will rag yo
u abo
ut it every chance I get.
When yo
u are worried.....
I will tell yo
u horrible stories abo
ut how m
uch worse it co
uld be, and to
q
uit whining.
When yo
u are conf
used.....
I will
use little words to explain it to yo
ur d
umb ass.
When yo
u are sick.....
stay away from me
until yo
u''re well again. I don''t want whatever yo
u have.
