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Nine Zero Pe 1

Nine Zero Pe 1
Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
us Se Poochta: TuM KON?
Man : Pathan
Muhajir Shot
DhuzZzZ

Muhajir: TuM KON ?
Man : Baloch
DhuzZzZz

Muhajir: TuM KON ?
Khusra : Tera Baap
Muhajir : Jao Yaar
Apno Ko KonMaray ...

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

A SHORT LOVE STORY :

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed u

u

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

~> Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS YOU"

~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOu"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!

Angel askd a man

Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

Bus Ko Joota Mara 2 Baar

Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar

Par us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??

Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->

A Psychiatrist

A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
Questions

Which

Your Wife Asks You
For Nothing ;->

Only One Man

Only One Man

In A Thousand Is

A Leader Of Men ...

And

The Other 999

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Follow Woman ...

Preliminary Investigation :

Preliminary
Investigation :

The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...

The hmuan mnid deos

The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->

Before Marriage

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

Funniest Fact ...

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESuLTS"

It Would Become

"LIES - LET''S RECOuNT"

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