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( Sunday, August 14, 2011 )
Lo Ji!
Abhi Ghor Kiya to pata Laga



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Pepsi Aur Pakistan Dono 65 k Ho gaye hain. :-)
Tm ho to sub silsile achy lagte hain.

mujhy tumhri muhabat k gilae achy lagte hain.

bhut dur tak jana magr lot ana

mujhy tumse tumhi tak k fasle achy lagte hain
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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Confused????
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOuR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....
Chalay aao Kainaat baant letay hain.....
Tum meray or Bakii sub Tumhara
All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....
Rukhsaar ka Pata nahi, Aankhain to khub hain.......
Didaar abhi naqab se aagay brha nahi
We think there is enough time to live, but we never know which moment is the last....
So share, care & celebrate every moment of life!
Best line written in front of Mosque in New York,,,,,,
Always believe in GOD, because there are some questions in grave that cannot be answered by Google........
Prayer is the most cleaning therapy of the Heart & Soul. As it converts hateful thoughts into clean, kind & pure breath of Spirit.
Stay Blesseddddd........
New married couple of Pathan and Pathani:
Pathani: hamari shadi ko 24 hourz ho chukay hain
Pathan: Aur aisa lagta hai jese abi kal ki bat ho..........