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Sardar rocks

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher shocked sardar Rocks.

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same
Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The
Doctor Away"..!! Doctor shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!

Knw Wat It Feels

Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym''s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck

Ur aim in life shud

Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
shockd !!
I mean…

5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart

The power of a glance

The power of a glance... It is in this way that love begins, and in this way only... Nothing is more real than these great shocks which two souls give each other in exchanging this spark.

READ THIS REALLY TOUCHING

READ THIS REALLY TOUCHING.......

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.
the gal gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,
only them she will marry him. no communication was there
for 24hours.
the boy dont know that the gal has only 24 hours life
left.becoz she was ill. after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals
house holding a ring. he was shocked to know that she was dead.
she left a letter for him saying," U DID IT AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME.DO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVE... MISS YOU....!"

There was a husband

There was a husband who daily sent his wife a rose wenevr he was out.1Day he died, still his wife recvd a rose everyday. She was shocked she asked florist he said that her husband had paid advance for her whole life. So luv some1 such that it remains 4evr....

One day a boy

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.
the gal gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,
only them she will marry him.
no communication was there for 24hours.
the boy dont know that the gal has only 24 hours life left.
becoz she was ill.
after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals house holding a ring.
he was shocked to know that she was dead.
she left a letter for him saying,
" U DID IT AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME.
DO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVE... MISS YOU....!"

Husband wanted to call the hospital

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you

shocked ?

actully aaj ke Din

''James Hawk''

nay DHAKKAN banaya tha

tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)

''Husband wanted to call the hospital

''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''

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