shahid SMS Messages27 messages

Q) Why did Kareena leave shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
Why Kareena did not marry shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 shahid Kapoor

n the award goes 2



Altaaf Husain ;->
K.M. shahid Kaun Hai?



















I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. shahid.....;-D
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur











shahid Kapoor.
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants shahid
KAPOOR... =P ;->
Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

shahidA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"shahid...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-shahid Afridi
Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes!

Salman butt: Waiter in PC
Imran farhat: Work in juice corner
Younus khan: Naswar frosh
Shoaib malik: Malik paan shop
Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store
shahid afridi: Boom boom toy shop
Abdur razaq: Churan wala
Umer gul: Plumber
Saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor


Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants shahid
KAPOOR... =P ;->

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

shahidA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->