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kitny ghuroor sy ulajtye ho mairy sath: meri jaan...................... tumhain maloom b hai mery paas koi aur nahi tery siwa
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
Waqt Badalta Hai Zindagi Ke sath Zindagi Badalti Hai Mohabbat Ke sath Mohabbat Nahi Badalti Apno Ke sath Bas Apne Badal Jate Hain Waqt Ke sath,
Hijar Tara ab Doob Chala Hai Dhalny Lagi Hai Raat WaSi
Qatra Qatra Baras Rahi Hai Ashkon Ki Barsat WaSi

Tere Baad Yeh Dunya Walay Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Ge
Khushbu Ke Dais Main Mujh Ko Le Chal Apnay sath WaSi
...
Yun Hi Chup Ki Mohar Laga Kar Kab Tak Gum Sum Betho Ge
Khamoshi Se Dam Ghut’ta Hai Cheyro Koi Baat WaSi

Aaj tO Us Ka Chehra B Kuch Badla Badla Lagta Hai
Mosam Dadla Dunya Badli Badal Gaye Halaat WaSi

Mere Ghar Khushbu Ka Yeh Raqs Usi Ke Dam Se Hai
Us Ke sath Chali Jaye Gi Phulon Ki Baraat WaSi

Chor Wasi Ab Us Ki Yadein Tujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Gi
To Qatra Hai Wo Darya Hai Dekh Apni Auqaat WaSi….!!!!
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay

Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha

Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi

MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se

Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
1 Larka Apni Girl Friend k sath 'GOL GAPPAY' KHA RAHA THA ANKHOON MIEN ANKHIEN DAAL KER
GIRL SHARMA K : ITNEY GHOR SE KIUN DEKH RAHEY HO
BOY : HOLI HOLI KHA PUKHIEY.....!!
Tanha Tanha si Raat or Tanha Tanha se Hum

Afsurda Afsurda Yaden,

Bheega Bheega Mosam,

Sookhey patton ka Shor,

Andhery ki Sargoshi,

Dharkan ki Aahat,

Qismat se apne Shikway,

Tere ehsas ka atoot bandhan,

Tere sath guzre pal,

Tere loat aanay ke Umeeden,

Tere raste pe nazar,

Lamha lamha rat ka Dhalna,

Pal pal apni as ka Tootna,

Dil ke zakhmon ka ghera hona,
Manzil bhi us ki thi,Rasta bhi us ka tha
Ik mein akela tha,Kafila bhi us ka tha
sath sath chalny ki soch bhi us ki the,
Phir rasta badalny ka faisla bhi us ka tha
Aaj ku akela hoon,Dil sawal karta hai
Log to us k thy,Kia khuda bhi us ka tha,