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Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai
If she is an apple and you are an orange,
celebrate your differences,
Make a great fruit salad
Love is not about being the same,
Its about being sweet with each other.
My Name is Message
Mujhe sMs Bhi Kaha Jata Hai,
Meri Speed 300 Km Per Second Hai,
Aur Main
“..Khalil..”
Ke Mobile Mein Postman Ki Job Karta Hun.
Boss..
Ny Aapko “salam or 2nd Day Of Eid Mubarik” Kaha Hai.
GOD Bless U,
Ab Main Chalta Hun Mujy or Logon Ko Bhi Eid k Msgs Dainy Hain.:-D:-D
2nd Day of Eid ul Azha..
Na khabar koi na paigham aaya hai,

jo chaha nahi tha wohi anjam aaya hai,

Kia hum ko bhula bethe ho dost,

Aaj na koi 'DUA' na"salaM"aaya hy.
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha salaa...
Dost ne dost ko gulab bheja hai
taaro ne aasmaan se paigam bheja hai

ae hawao jakar kahdo bhool jane walo se
yaad karne walo ne salaam bheja hai
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ALLAH ka diya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
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“MOOD” sala bnta hi ni..
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "

'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'