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Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???


Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?
Question:



Life ko kon zyda acha bna sakthi hai?


girlfriend ya wife..?


Answer: WIfe...!




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1) Kaun Se Shakhs Ka Birthady Her Saal Nahi Atta?

2) Dhoop Mein Kya Khushk Nahi Ho sakta?

3) Kaun Sa Phal Meetha Honay K Bawajood Frookht Nahi Hota?

4)Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jiss Ka Naam Lo Toot Jati Hai?

5) Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Baghair Paoon Ke Bhagta Hai Or Lout Kar Nahi Atta?

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Question :-

Koi b function ho ya daily ki routine ho girls aik sath aik room main dress change kr leti hain..

Mgr

Boys aik dosre k samne dress kabi change nai krte..

WHY....??


Kia koi is ka answer de sakta hai...??

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Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din k Liye mere 7 Ghomne Chalty to Kahan?
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Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte ko Change Kar sakte to Konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3. Agr Aapko Chance Mile Mujhe koi 1 Sentence Kehne Ka to Aap Kya kehty?
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Q4. Agr Aapko Chance Mile meri koi Cheez Lene ka to Aap Kya Lete?
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