sadar SMS Messages23 messages

America K Hamlo''n Main

Khud-kash Dhamako''nMain

Mehangai Aur Berozgari Main

Load Shedding Aur Aaty Ki Qillat Main

Maghrib k Rasm-e-Rivaj Main

Musharraf Ki Nijat Main

Wakilo''n Ki Baghawat Main

Aur

Zardari Ki sadarat Main

Aap Ko
Eid Mubarak .... ;->
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,

Farq to parta hai,

"Geo Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari
pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae
hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten
hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi
prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan
karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se
sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein
app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki
shubbecha... GOOD NIGHT
Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON sadar BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN



REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
Breaking News!

Rwlpindi K Qarib Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast,

sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak.


Is Khabar K Armaan Mei


2007 Chala gya ;->
jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.


myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.








HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan
Ba adab
Ba mulahiza Hoshiar
Begharat-e Azam
Badshah-e Kanjran
Zaleel-ul Mulk
Shahanshah-e Juwa
sadar-e Harami

Asif Zardari
Zabardasti aa rahe Hain..:-m
Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy


2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n


Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->