BOY:I''ll climb the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KArain,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..