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1 bat soch rahe hain

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FAraaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

shohr maalum hota h

Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->

mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

tell me your name in english

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

main aaj tumhe buhat bara raaz

MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA raaz Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaZZZzzzZ.. ;->

humari aur uski zin

"HUMARI aur USKI zindgi Mein Faqat Tarteeb ka Farq hai"Faraaz"...

"USKI zindgi mein HUM sab k BAAD Aatay hain"
aur
"HUMARI zindgi mein sab US k BAAD aaty hain..!

chun chun k badla longa kameeno

* ROOH Ka BADLA *

Andheri Raat Thi,
Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Tha.

Achanak Awaz I,
Maine Darr K Uth K Gharri Dekhi To

Raat K 3 Baj Rahy Thy, Light Jalai.
To Light Gai Hui Thi.

Phir Torch Pakri,
Aur Darrtay Darrtay DOOR EYE Se Dekha to Koi Nahi Tha.

Main Darr K Pucha, Kon Hai?
Par Aawaz Nahi I.

Phir Pucha To
Bohat Zor Se Garajti Hui Bhayanak Si Awaz Aai.

Main Hon...

FAraaz.

Chun Chun K Badla Longa Kameeno..! :-)

mujhay tau garmi main chakkar

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi Faraaz...

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Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay Faraz Maa Ban''nay Wala Hai. :-)

waqt miley kabhi parh lia kro namaz

Waqt miley kabhi

To

Parh lia kro namaz,

Ye kia k har

Waqt bas

Faraaaz, faraaz,
faraaz... =P ;-> v

hum raaz ko raaz he rakhtay

Hum raaz Ko raaz He Rakhtay To Acha Tha Faraz!

Yun He Chahat Ka Bata Kar Unhain Maghroor Kar Diya.

Happy Birthday

dunia may bohut se log mukhtalif amraaz ke shikar hay jaise SUGAR , T.B , B.P , CANCER awar aaj kal DENGI VOIRUS lekin mere lie jis marz ko khuda ne paida kia wo 11-11-1982 ko paida howa balke ijaad howa hay problem os waqt thi jab os ka naam rakney ka waqt aaia to sab loog os ki DAADI ki taraf dekhney lagey jis ne kaha ke " meri is pooti ka naam ...hoga happy birth day dear...

wujoodeaadam k do

"Wujood-e-aadam k do musavver...

Koi na jaaney ye raaz kia hy...?

Alag hyn donon k naam lekin...

Kabhi wo MAA hy kabhi KHUDA hy...

~HAPPY MOTHER''S DAY~

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