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It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"

But The question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?

A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The question Of Burying Him;-<

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,
Mom: Matti Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi question Kia To Jawab Mila:
"Bandar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.

A KISS ...

A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->

To Ask For Their Money Back.

question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.

Angel askd a man

Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

A Psychiatrist

A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
questions

Which

Your Wife Asks You
For Nothing ;->

A SciEntiFic Question:

A SciEntiFic question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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.
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.
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)

Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

T R U T H

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->

Interview 4 New Admission

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

students are very bright

question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

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