parh SMS Messages347 messages

Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam

msg parhne walo ko
mera salam

Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo

Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?


Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

" Beta Dil Laga K parhana "

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->
Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line parhte Hyn


Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line parhte Hyn


Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms parhte Hyn


Par Aap Ne Tou





Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi




Abhi Tak Sms parh Rahe Ho . . . ;->
Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->
Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .






Sahi Se parhi Is Msg ko





A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of



















PEPSI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->
Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .

Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Msg parhne walon ko mera salam
7up,Sprit peene walon kabhi paani bhi piya karo
Free k Msg parhne waly kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.
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