paisa SMS Messages56 messages

ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta
Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi
Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--
Asset

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??

Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .

"Aee Seth . . .Thoda paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..


jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave,
ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da,
menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.
Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Gay

Wal Vi Dil De Karib Thi Gay

Meikko Jo sms vini Karainde

paisay Muk Gay ya Ghareeb Thi Ga
20 Rupees hain aap ke pass or aap ne 20 Animals kharedney hain,
Animals ki Price hain....!
Camel: 4 Rupees
Horse: 50 paisas
Donkey: 25 paisas

Challange 4 All
Conatct Or Tell Me On My Number
Riddle:

One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 paisa
One Cycle 25 paisa

Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Toot Jata Hai Garibi Mein
Aksar Wo Rishta

Jo Aksar Khaas Hota Hai

Paraye Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hai

Jab paisa Paas Hota He


1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ

maza na aaey to paisay wapis.
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p