pagal SMS Messages191 messages



WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?


Ans plz

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p


pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)


10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)


Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.


Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Main Ne FARAZ..


Warna Light Kay Bagair Kon pagal Sota Hai . . . ? ?



Tarteebay Sitam Ka Saleeqa Bhee Tha Osay Sahil


Oss Nay Pather Bhee Othaya Tu Mujay pagal Ker Kay....
tere chahne ne mujhe pagal kar dala hai faraz

log puchte thy tera mia apne apko bhool jata hon...