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"No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time."
(Anonymous)

Asalam-u-Alykum,

~Good Morning~

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

tumara farz hy k jo janty ho wo kaho ore jo nahi janty us sy baaz raho
"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado

"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.

"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado

"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.

SUBHAN' ALLAH
My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go outside .
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Thank God For Laptops And Wifi.
Sometimes When We Cry,No one see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No one see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No one see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.


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_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/
Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

Long Live Pakistan

‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’

There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…
BEST in the world:

Leader:
A L L A H

Guide:
Q U R A N

LifeStyle:
I S L A M

Person:
M O M I N

Personality:
M U H A M M A D

Routine:
S U N N A T

Law:
S H A R I A T

Lyrics:
A Z A A N

Loyalty:
E M A A N

Request:
D U A

Protection:
S A D Q A

Oath:
K A L M A

Exercise:
N A M A Z

Control:
R O Z A

Charity:
Z A K A T

Tour:
H A J J

Decision:
S A B A R

Work:
T A B L I G H

Action:
N E K I

Hobby:
D U R o o D

Hope:
We’ll try 2 be the best INSHAALLAH.
"The great thought"

A little lamp can do which the big Sun can not do...it gives light at night
It means no one is superior by size,
But by purpose.
I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My Love Throughout The Years We?Ve Had Our Ups & Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So on Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This ?Thank U

&I?Ll Alwayz Love You For What You?Ve Done For Me

?U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi

?Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I?M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up).

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough?

I Love You?