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HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO neend NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU



KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy neend

Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao


"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
neend Ki Goli Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Socho''n Se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Bachi Tou Tum Se
Phansti Nhi Koi

Sab Larkyo''n Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga ... ;->
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?








Rat Ko neend Nahin Aati...
After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping





Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???


Ye Lo







Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
neend Sona Ae ... ;->
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN









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