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Agar English movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

movies of collage life

class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY

SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,

SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,
.
1.
Think before speaking to avoid lies,badmouth and backbiting.
2.
Don't watch movies/tv just for the sake of passing time.Read the Translation of Holy Qura'an sentence-wise.
3.
Don't waste Dua time by switching on the tv before Aftar.It's the best time for acceptance of Dua.
4.
Avoid anger or burning conflicts with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution.
Remember,you are fasting.
.
RAMADAN MUBARAK....
May Allah enable us to reap Ramadan benefits.Aameen.

7 Things Students Do

7 Things Students Do
During Exams Prep:
1- Sleeping
2- Eating
3- Texting
4- Watch movies
5-Chat Wid Frends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
&
7- Ask Others

Kuch Parha

The most romantic

The most romantic season is just around the corner.
So all winter lovers say tata to summers & hello to chilled winters.
Say Hi to your best coffee..
Bye to hot shot tea n cold cold juices.
Shake your hand to all those sweaters nd chao to sleeve less outfitz.
0nce more falling in love wid dry fruits n soups
So make full of it
Enjoy as much as you can
All those chilled datez
Textng in razai & movies in blanket
Enjoy the love of winter... (-,=)

Impact of Movies:

Impact of movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Impact of Movies:

Impact of movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Which part of body

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.

''Upcomng Horor Movies!

''Upcomng Horor movies!

1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI BOOKS
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''

Which part of the body

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.

What if Acountants start making Movies....

What if Acountants start making movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Impact of Movies:

Impact of movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !

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