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Agar English movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,
.
1.
Think before speaking to avoid lies,badmouth and backbiting.
2.
Don't watch movies/tv just for the sake of passing time.Read the Translation of Holy Qura'an sentence-wise.
3.
Don't waste Dua time by switching on the tv before Aftar.It's the best time for acceptance of Dua.
4.
Avoid anger or burning conflicts with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution.
Remember,you are fasting.
.
RAMADAN MUBARAK....
May Allah enable us to reap Ramadan benefits.Aameen.
Taking Sips Of Coffee

Lying In Cozy Bed With
Blanket Around

Reading Novel Or
Watching movie

Long Gossips With
Friends !

Rain Wid Soft Muzik

Long Walk On
Sea Shore At Night
With A Cyp Of Tea
In Hand

All U Can Enjoy
Coz
It''s WINTER Again !!
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
7 Things Students Do
During Exams Prep:
1- Sleeping
2- Eating
3- Texting
4- Watch movies
5-Chat Wid Frends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
&
7- Ask Others



Kuch Parha
Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge
The most romantic season is just around the corner.
So all winter lovers say tata to summers & hello to chilled winters.
Say Hi to your best coffee..
Bye to hot shot tea n cold cold juices.
Shake your hand to all those sweaters nd chao to sleeve less outfitz.
0nce more falling in love wid dry fruits n soups
So make full of it
Enjoy as much as you can
All those chilled datez
Textng in razai & movies in blanket
Enjoy the love of winter... (-,=)
It''s Not How Hard U Can Hit Its How Hard U Can B Hit, How Many Tyms U Can B Knocked Down
Keep Up & Getting Back In To The Ring


[4rm movie
ROCKY BALBOA]
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
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replY... =P
Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY movie during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->