molvi SMS Messages45 messages



Larka Larki molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)



Ek molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->

molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->


Aaj kal molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)


Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->