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(3)A Ramzan Checklist

(3)A Ramzan Checklist

Make Du''a During The Fast Because
The Prophet Peace Be Upon Him
Said That Three People''s Supplication
Is Not Rejected One Of Them
Is The Fasting Person.
Ask For The Good of This Life
& The Next For Yourself,
Your Family & Muslims In General.

Network Busy hony ki wajah se,

Network Busy hony ki wajah se,

Ho sakta hai k mera sms aapko late mily.

Lekin aaj Wednesday 2 Sept ko Lazmi Aftaari mere Ghar karna hai..

Kal Meri Aftaari aapke ghar. Ok?

This van is loaded

This van is loaded with _l''''l________ --/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE, Wishing U and your family A HAPPY DIWALI

For This, Is A Special Time When Family

For This, Is A Special Time When Family
And Friends Get Together,For Fun.
Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days,
In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always!!!!!!!!

“Happy Deepavali”

_l''''l________ --/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__|

_l''''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

For This, Is A Special Time When Family

For This, Is A Special Time When Family
And Friends Get Together,For Fun.
Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days,
In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always!!!!!!!!

â€œHappy Deepavaliâ€

Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

M: My lovely wife.

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

pathan: me ne

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

Rab kare apko sab mily Himut

Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar

Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?

.. LAALCHEE ...

A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA

A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..

Sardar & Pathan:

Sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price mily Ga

Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!

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