mile SMS Messages948 messages

BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad

Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven Start Laughing While Crying




No Need 2 Tell D Reason




Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
A
Smile
Costs
Less
Than

Electricity,


But


Gives
More
Light.


So



ALways
Smile


and


Prove

that


U
r
the
Best

"Tube Light" ;->
2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
A Special dinner For u






In The Hotel Of My HEART




A Boul Of Smile





Wid Soup Of CARE




In The Pot Of HAPPINESS



Dish Is LOVE



Pay By Bill

By


MISSING ME . . .
Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main

Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main

Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main

Hum milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .

HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Husband: Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..

Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?

Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
or
tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???
Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SmileS

Teacher: Why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->