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Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

balle balle
haye shaawa

chak de phatte

aha aha

ooo...OoOoO...Oo

gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..Mauj mana lo

tak taka tak
tak taka tak

duzzz..
Duzzz..

bishken...Bishken

totak totak totak tutian hey jamalo
hey jamalo

kyunke..

bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida ay.
jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.

Rab mann janda yar noo manona okhaa ay.
na akho meinu ghareeb loko,
merey kol khazana wakhra a,

kitta pyar se baghair license ton,
praya asan jurmana wakhra a,

aithon chuttan da dil tey karda nayeen,
yaro aye qaid khana wakhra a,
(self created)
Asi dil dita tusi mobile dita, asi piyar di sim vich chalyi hai, keetay card load tuwaday armana de, vich hijar di batteri payi hai, teri yaad de signal full aanden, per call kadi nayi aayi hai.
Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???


Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)


Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..

manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..


Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: aap ne Nahane ko mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho

Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye
naraz ku ho hum se kis bat pe ho rothe acha chalo ye mana tum sache hum hi jhote
kab tak chupao ge tum?
hum se ho piyar kerte
gusse ka hai dikhawa dil mai ho hum pe marte