malik SMS Messages62 messages

naam to likh doun mager phir kheyaal aata hy...
malik
masoom hy sanam badnaam na ho jye
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)






*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS
Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman malik…:-P
Aik pathab ne Veena malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
Roza hai darasal jihad,
Insaan shaytan se azad,
Ho jaye dushman e deen barbad,
malikul mulk se kar fariyaad,
Ghalib har ja ho islam,
Allah Allah mah e siyam.
A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena malik;’(



smiling Zardari:)
ERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha! TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha! Ye Baja Hai malik-E-DO JAHAN Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai! Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai! Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna! Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah! Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam

Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai malik-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!

Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan

Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai

TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai