larki SMS Messages375 messages

Bachna ae Hasinoo

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,

Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN

larki phansani ati hai?

# Pathan: larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.

Teacher Puche To larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai larki.:-P

larki & pathan

larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

girls

Dedicated to all Girls

"larkiYAN"

Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain

Yeh larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain

ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain

Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain

Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain

mehandi

larkion k haath mei mehandi achi lgti hy...
Aur
Larkon k haath me
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

mehandi wly haath...:-)

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

B.COM

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar

larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?
Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->

Mein Tmhain Bachpan

0300
(Mein Tmhain Bachpan Se Chahta Hun)

0301
(Tum Se Shaadi Krna Meri Majboori Thi):-(

0333
(Tum Mere Ghar Walo Ki Pasand Ho)
Ooops
0334
(I Promis U Mai Tmhari Ankhon Mein Kbi Aanso Ane Nahi Dunga)

0345
(I Realy Love U)

0346
(You R My 2nd Wife)

0322
(Tum Dunia Kee Sb Se Khubsurat larki Ho)

0321
(I Dont Love U)

0314
(Tum Mere Khuwabo Ki Tabeer Ho)

0313
(Pata Nhi Meri Maa Ko Tum Ma Kya Nazar Aaya)

Kuch larkiyan khare

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo

1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

larki SMS Messages375 messages

Search SMS Messages