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dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,

agar dada chichorey na hotey.
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Dharkano k nasheb-o-faraz ko sanwara tha or bs

kaghaz pe dil ka bojh utara tha or bs

Logon ne usy meri mhbt samajh lia

Wo shaks mjh ko jan se pyara tha or bs
Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se: “Uth Ja, Wekh Sooraj kadon da nikal Aaya Ae..” . . Sardar: “Te ki hoya Amma.. O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan ae” good mornig,..hehehhehe
Mere Paas Waqt Nahi Hai
“Un Logo Se Nafrat krne ka Jo Mujhse Nafrat krte Hai”
Q k,
Main Masroof Hun Un Logo Me “Jo Mujh se mohabbat krty Hain”,.
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Subha Bakher..
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai,chalo utho aur thanks karo apne ALLAH ko…jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai. Good Morning..
Aanko me khushi labo par hansi,gam ka kahin naam na ho,har SUBAH laye aapke liye itni khushiya…jiski kabhi sham na ho
good morning....
Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo..
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..