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''kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''
''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''