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Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In jannat.["!"]
What''s The Moral Of Movies
jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic


Think



Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jannAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!




ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*
10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae,

ALLAH PAK Unko jannat Nasib Kre,

Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein
Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai''n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi

Bacha: Acha Ammi, jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge ... ;->
Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla
Chupke Se jannat Me
Ghuss Gya
Farishte Ne Pakar K
Bhtt Mara
Pathan Bola: Mt Maro
Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk
Me Srf Gul Khan Ko
Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya jannat Me?"


Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,

Barood Thora Kam Dala Karain,

Mein jannat Say

Aagay Nikal Gia Tha ;-)
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *

* Sabar Kerne Se
jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *





~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
Ek Hoor Ne
jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->