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PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite insan

[~!~] a m Y

Jab Koi Aam insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA

Maa Bache Baich

Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi

Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy

Maa Bache Baich

Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi

Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Teacher: Beta insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,

"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->

Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?

Interviewer:

Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina insan Kaise Marega?

Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!

AgAr iNsAn K

AgAr insan Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !

AhAm kHaBrEn :

Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe

1st Girl Proudly Says:

1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)

VakEeL:

VakEeL:

JuDgE sAAb
Es insan Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt insan k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb

IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->

AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J

AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo insan pAnI MaI khA sAktA HaI

SoCho

s0cHo

sIMpLe

JaN|x

GoOatA . . . ;->

Vakeel:

Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

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