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Once there was

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, i love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “i love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Before marriage:

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! i love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

Sardarji says i love YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.

Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!

Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Beta: Papa Apki love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta ApKo Kaisy Pta?

Beta:Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!

Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over

House job: i did it
Job : i love myself

W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. i love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....

My eyes: Miss u

My
eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
Calls u

My life is U

I''ll die without u
i love U

Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko

I LOVE YOU

i love YOU

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na

ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

ov o l e Y U ov o l e

ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou i love You Sister!! hehehehe....

i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,

i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham

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zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@

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