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Udasi Saray ghar mein Pahilti Jati Hay Gham Ban Kar

Dar O Deewar Pe Likh Do, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon
Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p
Kanjoos k ghar mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Pathan Ne 1 ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda
Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy
Aya hain ramzan jaag utha Iman
Har neki azad hui aur qaid hua shytan

fazr se ghanto pahle har ghar men hai bedari
Neend se sabko nafrat hai aur sehri sabko pyari
bachche sab uth baithe allah ki dekho shaan
Aya hain ramzan jaag utha Iman

Qabr men kaam na ayenge ye sona chandi note
Ab bhi waqt hai kar lo tum dur amal ka khot
Is ramzan men padh lo tum mukammal quran
Aya hain ramzan jaag utha Iman
Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.
4Jaghon pr
4Chezon pr Qabo Rkho.!


1.Kisi k ghar me apni Ankhon pr,

2.Dastarkhan pe apne Hathon pr,

3.Mehfil me apni Zuban pr,

4.Ibadat me apne khayalat pr!
7 Saal Pehlay Meri Girl Friend K Saray Bhai Kam Per Jatay Thay , Aj Saale ghar me Bethay Hain Aur Date Marna Mission Impossible Ho Gya Ha ..

JEENAY Do MUSHARAF
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai