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A Recently fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife..." ;->
Daddy
Can I''ve Another Glass
Of Water, Plz?
Ask Jhony

But Tht''s 10th One I''ve
Given U 2nite.
Daddy Says

Jhony: Yes Bt d
Baby''s Bedroom Is Stiil
On fire. ;->
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?













Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To fire Me!
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
fire BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy
After Putting Us In fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping





Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???


Ye Lo







Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->
Under The Black Cloth,
fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
fire BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy


After Putting Us In fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping





Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???


Ye Lo







Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->