door SMS Messages399 messages

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chhod Gaya,
Jo Puri Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aas Chhod Gaya,

Wo Chahaton Ki Talab Mann Ki Pyaas Chhod Gaya,
Mujhe Bana Ke Wo Ek Zinda Laash Chhod Gaya,

Yehi Karam Nawazi Uski Mujh Pe Kaam Hai Kiya,
Ke Khud To door Hai Yaadein To Paas Chhod Gaya,

Jo Khwahishein Thi Kabhi Hasraton Mein Dhal Gayi Ab,
Mere Labon Mein Wo Ek Lafz "KAASH" Chhod Gaya,

Ye Mera Zarf Hai Ek Roz Usne Mujhse Kaha,
Ke Aam Logon Mein Ek Tujhko Khaas Chhod Gaya,

Baharon Se Mujhe Isi Liye To Nafrat Hai,
Inhi Raaton Mein Mujhe Wo Udaas Chhod Gaya,
Kissi Roz Shaam Ke Wakt
Sooraj Ke Aaram Ke Wakt..

Mil Jaye Sath Tera
Hath Mein Le Ker Hath Tera..

door Kahein Tanhai Mein
Dunya Se Judai Mein..

Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe
Dil Ka Haal Sunaoon Tujhe..

Teri Izzat Ehtraam Karun
Tere Hathon Ki Lakeeron Mein
Talash Apna Naam Karun..

Aao Ek Irrada Karein
Phir Milne Ka Wada Karein..

Kissi Roz Shaam Ke Wakt
Sooraj Ke Aaraam Ke Wakt..!!
When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
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you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!
Ae waqt zara to tham ja, Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko kerne dy,
Mujhe “peyar” hai ik “SUNG DIL” say, Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne dy,
Na apny “PAS” wo aany dy, Na khud se “door” wo jany dy,
Na “DIL” ko apny pas rakhy, Na aur kisi ka “HONY” dy,
Her waqt mujhe “WO” yaad aay, Phir “DIL” se ik aawaz aay,
Ye kaisi “CHAHAT” hai us ki, Jo “JEENY” de na “MARNY” day
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay

Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha

Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi

MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se

Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...


'There are 8 doors of Jannat:
1. Jannat-ul-mava
2. Dar-ul-maqaam
3. Dar-ul-salaam
4. Dar-ul-khuld
5. Jannat-ul-adaan
6. Jannat-ul-naim
7. Jannat-ul-kasif
8. Jannat-ul-firdaus

Insha-Allah, on the day of Qayamat may your name be called from all the doors...Ameen!'
Lambi Umeedoon se door raha karo , Kiun keh woh tumharey pass majod NAIMTOON ko haqeer baan deti hain...!!
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


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door SE
matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya
ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya
woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha
jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya
ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the
baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya
thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana
uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya
dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan
onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya